Big Damn Kosher Burrito

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Getting messages about how I’m the ghostwriter of an anonymous and highly racist fic? Or that I’m apparently the Worst over x issue? Meet my stalker! She makes shit up about me to make herself feel better:

https://sweetprincessreneereceipts.tumblr.com/post/674732906607935488/hello-there-is-an-anon-going-around-speaking-ill

There’s also an entire receipt blog dedicated to her and I only got alerted to a recent post because of them but well, new pinned post I guess 💩

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soupwife

hope Elon makes twitter so completely obnoxious and inhospitable that it crashes and burns. I hope orgs/municipalities/support teams etc etc stop using it as their primary mode of communicating with the public. I hope to never see a state senators opinion on gay tv shows in helvetica neue ever again. Hope its terrible and everyone loses money and websites around the world stop thinking rounded edges of blue and white is the pinnacle of design. Hope there's suffering and embarrassment and crying and so on. Praying for this every day join me

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ultrafacts

Source

Video of Tama

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majikkant

The picture in the background of the second one

pizzaismylifepizzaisking

Tama is boss

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gatochick

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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ultrafacts

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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retro-geek

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

karinanotcinerina

Beautiful.

system-fail-ure

Now I’m crying thanks

sapphic-matriarchy

and a new cat was hired right?

clarenecessities

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

beasti

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

lafayettelabaguette

Law

tooiconic

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

sighinastorm

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

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^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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Yontama.

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linkislost

a legacy

bemusedlybespectacled

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

kindaoffkilter

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

cryoverkiltmilk

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

northeastartist

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

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Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

twimmythebabywitch

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

dduane

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

fandomsandfeminism

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-


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ITS TAMA!

piece-of-ur-mind

The second I think this post is at its best, it keeps getting better. It’s “The Never Ending Story” of Tumblr posts.

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nerevar

Anonymous asked:

Hey man, I really don't mean to be an asshole, but I don't appreciate your sponsored post. I'm gay man and for many, many years of my childhood, I tried desperately to "pray the gay away", begged god to make me straight, thought that if I just went to a christian school or studied the bible everyday that I could just be "normal" and not damn myself to an eternity in hell. After all that, it hurts to see things urging me to convert back. You can imagine why that is, yes? Again, no offense.

paula-of-christ answered:

Hey no offense taken, I do apologize to all the people it is triggering. However, I will tell you that you won’t go to hell for being gay and something I don’t talk a lot about on here is that I experience SSA/am bisexual. I don’t personally like using the term “bisexual” for myself but that’s what other people would say that my sexuality is. God bless and may healing from the Font of Life fill your world 💕

nerevar

lmao at OP pretending not to be a bigoted ghoul when their twitter (which they link to on their blog) is full of insane fascist rambling à la the screenshot shown here. LGBT people of all stripes are subhuman to christian reactionaries, regardless of the lukewarm “tolerance” they might claim to publicly profess. when they think they’re among friends (or, in this case, on their 25 follower twitter account), they’re much less coy about what they truly believe.

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paula-of-christ

you think im a convert from protestantism? That's genuinely the most hurtful thing anyone has said to me...

Also you're looking at the last time I was on Twitter so as you can see the "25 follower" thing means nothing to me, not sure why you feel like that's some kind of own.

As I said above, I'm literally bisexual, so you being all upset because "oh no you have some opinions that align with 'right wing' politics" says more about you than it does about me.

and finally, if I wanted to hide my Twitter or have it just be "among friends" I wouldn't have it linked on my blog lmao. I've always been upfront on my blog to believe and practice as well as I can all of the teachings of the Church. You're grasping for straws when you don't even have to be.

nerevar

you reek of over-compensation and the desperate desire to prove yourself as a defender of a ~sacred and ancient tradition,~ which tends to be emblematic of milquetoast white americans who try to fill the gaping void in their lives by LARPing as medieval catholic mendicants online, so yeah, you seem like a convert from protestantism. do you really think you’re keeping the traditions of martyred third century saints alive? the catholicism that you and the rest of your tradcath buddies practice is just as adulterated as the modernist catholicism you all clutch your pearls about.

if you are indeed Literally Bisexual, then you’re not only a fascist ghoul but also deluded enough to throw your support behind politicians who actively campaign for the annihilation of you and everyone like you. you don’t support trump (who is a profane and morally debauched individual by the standards of virtually every religious tradition) because of any religious commonalities, you support him because you’re a bigot, just like him and the rest of his ilk. the fact that you have the nerve to condescend to victims of religious abuse is beyond loathsome, though hardly surprising considering your views. good luck bringing about the end of american democracy, by the way. maybe you should sponsor another post for that.

yesssss drag this hypocrite behind the chariot like achilles did with hector cristiano orto cerrado live from vatican square
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skvoreshniki

After the war in Ukraine broke out, the staff of Prosveshchenie (literally, Enlightenment in Russian) was tacitly ordered by the management to reduce the number of references to Ukraine and Kyiv in Russian school textbooks to a minimum, said three editors of the publishing house. All of them asked for anonymity; the request to remove “inappropriate” references to Ukraine was conveyed at a «confidential» meeting. Moreover, they explain that every Prosveshchenie employee has to sign “a great number of non-disclosure agreements” or risk immediate firing.

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now they’re erasing mentions of ukraine from russian textbooks (x)

[...] “That is, we have a task to make it look as if Ukraine simply does not exist,” says their colleague. “It's hugely problematic when a textbook simply has no information about a country. A child grows up without any knowledge about this country, it would be much easier for them to believe the TV”.

It is particularly challenging for those who work on history textbooks: removing references to Ukraine and Kyiv without compromising the quality is often impossible, so editors have to work around with wording alterations to play “safer”

“But if possible, it is better not to mention Ukraine at all. Now the textbooks mention Kyiv mostly in the context of Kyivan Rus and the liberation of the city during the Second World War,” one editor says.

LITERALLY textbook fascism russia

New tankie/conservative crossover talking points that they’re now parroting from each other:

  • Ukrainians asserting their national and ethnic identity as distinct from that of russians is actually fascist and a call to establish a fascist ukrainian ethnostate
  • Everything posted about the invasion is fake news—but thegrayzone is a reliable source of info 💩
  • Ukrainians are apologists for japanese ww2 war crimes
  • Russia has the most moral army of the world and those reports of rapes, looting, and mass graves are actually the nefarious deeds of the azov batallion trying to pin their actions on innocent putin
  • Ukraine has hired an army of crisis actors and commissioned entire movie sets to stage fake war zones
  • Polish testimony is inherently unreliable and biased
  • Finland should be returned to Russian control before other fsu territories to spook scandinavia into backing away from nato
russian invasion the horseshoe has transcended its shape and turned into a venn diagram
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