Big Damn Kosher Burrito

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Getting messages about how I’m the ghostwriter of an anonymous and highly racist fic? Or that I’m apparently the Worst over x issue? Meet my stalker! She makes shit up about me to make herself feel better:

https://sweetprincessreneereceipts.tumblr.com/post/674732906607935488/hello-there-is-an-anon-going-around-speaking-ill

There’s also an entire receipt blog dedicated to her and I only got alerted to a recent post because of them but well, new pinned post I guess 💩

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youngerfrankenstein
youngerfrankenstein

Fruit is funny because GOOD fruit is a transcendental experience and bad fruit is the blandest shit you’ve ever eaten.

I eat an apple in mid September fresh off the tree warm from the sun and I understand why Adam and Eve were tempted from Eden.

I eat one from the store two months later when the frost has killed everything and it feels like eating cardboard.

if i can add: red delicious is an abomination that shit’s a LIE mood fruit
fourspiceblend
thornshadowwolf

In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.

garbage hate ads hate ads hate ads internet
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